Another night up....watching jingle all the way

Did you have a happy thanksgiving dear reader? I did. Now the road to Christmas begins! The best holiday of the year! Wooooo...

All right, I'm only doing this post is because I woke up from my sleep two days ago, the passing Sunday afternoon. I hate waking up at anytime pass 10:30. It really just feels like I'm wasting my day and my life away. I've done enough of that all throughout middle school.

So to change the subject from the which is coming off like a pre-mature mid-life crisis, I have yet another paper as well as a bunch more of these fuckers due by Wednesday and Thursday. I really dislike doing these things.....because it's literally the exact same shit and exact same outcome, each and every time I do these papers. I do the same tired ass intros each time:

Is America's blah blah blah blah blah blah, or is blah blah blah blah going to end up blah?

Wouldn't you get tired of reading that? My god it's just the same exact outcome as well, I turn it in, I get B and I'm happy...

no complaints however, just mentally nagging myself to an aneurysm.

So I watched "Jingle All The Way" for the first time in four (maybe as far back as six or seven because i really can't recall that far back.) years, and I must say that this film is still pretty funny. I mean hell, Sinbad pulling the whole "Mail Bomb" thing back before it was popular, Phil Hartman was alive, and it was before The Terminator became govenor of California. Plus it was CHRISTMAS FRIGGIN' EVE! IT WAS THE 90's!SHIT WAS SO LAID BACK AND CHILLED!


.......or was it?

P.S. this friday me and a close friend and I are going to try an attempt for a second time our internet radio/podcast. We tried this past friday, but no bullshit it's pretty fuckin' hard to do a radio show in garage when it's around 20 degrees out. Hopefully we'll find a space and record our show. I'll post a link to the show so you can watch it either here...or here and if you can't make the show, you'll be able to download the podcast either that Saturday or Sunday. The best time to tune is between 5:00PM-7:00PM. We're gonna try and make it at least an hour and a half.....

Until then blog lovers, see ya friday!

P.S.S. Ravens are 8-3. Yes.

So this past weekend I went to this party...(a blog post with videos???)

This wasn't your standard hipster, stand around and look too cool for school, it was "we want you to act like your fuckin' out of your mind and scream 'till you can't no more!" type of set up. Technically, it was more of commercial shoot/music video thing, but it quickly escalated into a decent "gallery party" ( I'm making shit up as I go along.)

All your typical stuff was there and done.....


People dancing....

(Heads up! May want to turn the volume down just a tad bit...more like half.)


That one white guy who just starts dancing and all the attention goes straight up to him..



Could I suck anymore as a camera man? Like seriously....

Ah, my personal favorite! Drunk guys tryin' to freestyle!




It's also occur ed to me at this party, what a freaking weirdo I most likely looked like filming people...I'll just stick with the camera phone...

In short, I enjoyed myself, did a little networking, saw some funny shit, did some funny shit afterwards....all in good fun.

Oh and if you wonder why there isn't some sophisticated allegory and atmospheric tones about what people were doing.....yeah, that's for next post, I could barely remember what happened until the next morning and I looked at my camera...



Keep it real!

Fun with Omegle! (NSFW or people under 18)

The sites definition of Omegle is.....

Omegle is a great way of meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

The Urban Dictionary's definition of omegle is.....

Omegle.com is the convergence of every side of the interwebz. You've got your horny 16 year olds, your brazilians, your pedos, trolls, lonely fat girls, complete social rejects, and stoners.

You decide as I go undercover....(If your offended at the fact I'm going undercover as a female, you have to realize that it's the only way these things last longer than two lines.)

I'm YOU.

This log explains why there are no pictures, I was being straight up with the guy.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: how r u doing?
You: ok n urself?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: where r u from?
You: New York n can I ask u a question?
Stranger: yh..sure
You: how do you take pics on a laptop?
You: like a screenshot
Stranger: ur keyboard has a key for that?
You: i heard u can do that now
Stranger: press Print screen button
Stranger: and then paste it on MS paint
Stranger: got that?
You: not working. do i need to press ALT?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: just Print screen button
Stranger: it should be on the right side of F12
Stranger: then open PAINT and paste there
Stranger: and then save the file
Stranger: worked for u?
You: not at all, i'm pressin it, but would it show up as a picture?
Stranger: yh after pressing button...open PAINT
Stranger: then paste their and save the file...
Stranger: did u open PAint
You: yes
You: still not working
Stranger: then paste there
You: still not working
Stranger: sorry..i told u the right way...
Stranger: which operating system are u using
You: windows vista basic
Stranger: then it should work..
You: where would it appera?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yes, I asked a stranger for Tech Support, big deal....

On to the next one!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 18 M Horny ;)
You: 19 F...crepped out a lil..
Stranger: why?
You: nvm...lol
You: why are u horny?
Stranger: haha cause its that time of day
Stranger: why arent you?
You: cuz, i have a little thing called will power
Stranger: thats lame
Stranger: its fun to have no will power
You: Oh really how so?
Stranger: idk your not makin this fun anymore
Stranger: :P
You: Ok howz this?
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: shorts and boxers thats it
You: why?
You have disconnected.

It took this guy too long to respond. And at this point I was tired as shit.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ask me anything
You: suck a fuck?
Stranger: oh yeah... i dont know what that means though
Stranger: does this have anything to do with "if you ain't fuckin an suckin..."?
You: Well, I like dudes so.
Stranger: well i am a dude, so...
You: c'mon ;)
Stranger: c'mon what? haha im quite confused
You: every1s a litte bicurious
Stranger: i am
Stranger: im totally bicurious
Stranger: i know i like girls, but yeah im bicurious
You: hey dude?
You: wow.
Stranger: wow?
You: yeah takes balls to amdit that
Stranger: not to a stranger on omegel
Stranger: at least not for me
Stranger: only 3 people i know know this about me
Stranger: but a lot of people on omegle know
You: and my readers will also know
Stranger: readers?
Stranger: like on a blog?
You: nah
You: newspaper
Stranger: cool
You: ur famous
Stranger: oh yeah, haha
Stranger: what do your readers normally read about?
You: stupid shit i think is funny or for lulz
Stranger: awesome... im in a newspaper article for being stupid shit you think is funny (and im not being sarcastic)
You: LOL
You: No you're not
You have disconnected.

That was pretty mean, but I have to give the guy credit, it takes balls these days (not really) to admit that to a stranger on the net.

So if your ever bored, and want to be disgusted at what some 17 year old can come up with in his sick mind, visit omegle today!

Welcome to the night time.....

It's that special time of day...when the temperature drops slightly (or a lot).The stores begin to close up, leaving the locals to fend to their local 7-11 or Taco Bell for substance. The children began to scurry on home, gamers grab the nearest and most secure place, stock with a smidgen of snack foods and sugary beverages, to get started on another nightly game-a-thon with their buddies online...

All is calm in the suburbs outside of the windy city........



As a kid...like many the dark scared the hell out of me. You don't know what's out there. You don't know what type of boogie man is crusing in his mother's beat up soccer van out and about lookin' for a victim. Mad at the world because his life is a waste, now he needs to get that power trip. He needs a victim...the sick fuck...he's wearing his crusty yellowed wife beater he's worn for the past three weeks..he smells of skunk piss and rotten onions...wears his thick coke bottle glasses which are being crudely held together by worn masking tape and super glue...oh you sick bastard...



*pant, pant*


'Cuse me bout that....this isn't about my next door neighbor. This is about that unseen part of day. Those other hours, that we as human beings miss out on the most. The night time. Don't think about how you're going to get mugged or ran down by alcohol fueled driver. Don't even think about what your missing out on TV or the latest conversation on Facebook. Just call up a few good buddies and go for a stroll. Grab your camera, a few dollars, meet up in a well lit place. Take a stroll...and witness the things you usually miss..



It's all a blur, lol

Streets that seem to be ever present with automobiles, now remain quiet for more than 30 seconds. The sidewalks, streets often filled with youths, screaming, laughing, conversations, swearing, gossiping , etc. are now desolate and deserted. The only few out now, the occasional homeless, trying to find a safe and secure place to rest their head, the nocturnal animals begin their quest for a decent meal, just to sleep it off during sunrise. One or so teenagers trying to get home, hoping they might be able not to get yelled at for being out so late (happened to me plenty of times). Then there's you and your friends...walking, chatting, laughing, oblivious to those who are tucked away in bed.



Welcome to the night life. Enjoy it.