If there's one thing I love in life, it's summer. No "school", loads of free time, plenty of young women to try to spit game at (and failing), and most importantly: Job opportunities.
But of course there's one thing about summer that we're all very aware of. Heat. As we all know, the summers lately can become brutal and unforgiving. especially for us few lucky Americans who live in places like Phoenix,Arizona where people are use to temperatures around the 105 and above mark. But for those of us near Lake Michigan, we get something "slightly" worse than that. It's called Humidity.
Summer heat on a human being with little to no water is a lot like an Atom Bomb. Shit's all types of destroyed and damaged (or vaporized for you history/science buffs). Humidity on the other hand, is a lot like a Hydrogen bomb, now stuffs really bad. You're sweating so much and so desperate for water, you might even go so far as to knock on each and every house you pass, begging people could they spare pity on your dumb ass for being out in this damned weather.
And yes, this happened to me today and that's exactly what I did. It got so bad, I went in the back of a family video near the game section to lay down. Humidity sucks that much.
That is why tomorrow, I'm packing a gallon of water with me...
Until next time peeps ;)
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