Thursday, September 30, 2010

So this past weekend I went to this party...(a blog post with videos???)

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This wasn't your standard hipster, stand around and look too cool for school, it was "we want you to act like your fuckin' out of your mind and scream 'till you can't no more!" type of set up. Technically, it was more of commercial shoot/music video thing, but it quickly escalated into a decent "gallery party" ( I'm making shit up as I go along.)

All your typical stuff was there and done.....


People dancing....

(Heads up! May want to turn the volume down just a tad bit...more like half.)


That one white guy who just starts dancing and all the attention goes straight up to him..



Could I suck anymore as a camera man? Like seriously....

Ah, my personal favorite! Drunk guys tryin' to freestyle!




It's also occur ed to me at this party, what a freaking weirdo I most likely looked like filming people...I'll just stick with the camera phone...

In short, I enjoyed myself, did a little networking, saw some funny shit, did some funny shit afterwards....all in good fun.

Oh and if you wonder why there isn't some sophisticated allegory and atmospheric tones about what people were doing.....yeah, that's for next post, I could barely remember what happened until the next morning and I looked at my camera...

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Keep it real!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Will the world end on May 21, 2011? (Holy Shit!)

That's right kids, looks like you're not going to even see the year 2012.

"wait, huh?"

That's right, because according to this guy the J man is coming back on May 21, 2011.

"Oh, Noooo!"

But if you actually bothered to read the article (High five for skimming!) you would've learn that this guy predicted Armageddon way back in September of 1994. Now here we are sixteen years and two presidents later, and no return. No fire and brimstone, no seas rising forty stories and turning yellow, and no non-stop marathons of Little House on the Prairie. I think the only thing the rapture crowd has on us, is the many unfortunate wars and natural disasters that occur on the earth.

Will something happen on this day? Of course. People will die. People will be born. Armed conflicts will sadly still be going on, I'll be asleep in class somewhere or tripping over a curb. What should you be doing on this date to end all dates (That even the bible it self has stated no one shall no the hour, no date of his return) that have been dated of the end? It's up to you my good people of planet earth. ironically, most people probably aren't even aware (hopefully) of this junk.

*Apocalypse's that were utter FAIL
* How long you have to return that video game to the video store and get laid.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Dear Chicago....

Please fix the following.....



Beverage machines that don't work (but nine times out of ten, there is a goddamn beverage or two in there)

and also, please fix....



Which in the daylight is....



Ha. Gotta love Downtown Chi-town.