That's right kids, looks like you're not going to even see the year 2012.
"wait, huh?"
That's right, because according to this guy the J man is coming back on May 21, 2011.
"Oh, Noooo!"
But if you actually bothered to read the article (High five for skimming!) you would've learn that this guy predicted Armageddon way back in September of 1994. Now here we are sixteen years and two presidents later, and no return. No fire and brimstone, no seas rising forty stories and turning yellow, and no non-stop marathons of Little House on the Prairie. I think the only thing the rapture crowd has on us, is the many unfortunate wars and natural disasters that occur on the earth.
Will something happen on this day? Of course. People will die. People will be born. Armed conflicts will sadly still be going on, I'll be asleep in class somewhere or tripping over a curb. What should you be doing on this date to end all dates (That even the bible it self has stated no one shall no the hour, no date of his return) that have been dated of the end? It's up to you my good people of planet earth. ironically, most people probably aren't even aware (hopefully) of this junk.
*Apocalypse's that were utter FAIL
* How long you have to return that video game to the video store and get laid.
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